don't mess with mommah! (part 1)

alrighty. i know. i admit. i love to spill out those kind of threatening words. masihku ingat lagi dulu time kt hostel, kan baju selalu hilang2 kan kalau sidai kat depan dorm.so, baju aku pun apa kurangnya turut menjadi mangsa (walaupun saiz XXL tak paham kenapa dorang nak amik gak) lagipun kalau baju or track suit sukan mmg design sume sama. so sape2 pun boleh tersilap amik kan. so, most of my friends masing2 tulis la nama diorang.ada yang tulis nama dorm ape sume.tapi aku tulis:

DUN U DARE WANNA TOUCH IT!!!

sume baju aku tulis mcm tu.termasuk skali kain batik.tapi mmg bagus jugak letak amaran mcm tu sbb mmg since then,xde sape brani amik.maybe sbb tulisan tu besar sgt.so kalo dorg pakai sah2 lah nanti aku boleh nampak kan.ok nampaknye skg dah lari tajuk.jauh pulak tu.

ok.tujuan entri kali ini adalah untuk melepaskan geram on what had happened to me last 3 weeks.i went to get my hair done at Chinta hair saloon yg milik fasha sandar tu.memula aku dh ckp aku nak wat curly2.tp staff die yg agak malas2 tu ckp:

staff: eh x boleh la u.rambut u dh lurus.nanti kalo buat pun x jadi
aku: oh yeke? kwn i buat ok je.
staff: eh mane boleh.nanti jadi kasar2 pastu x kekal lama.
aku:ok la kalo mcm tu. (sedih la sbb nak merambut kim kardashian tp x dapat)

ok setel buat rebonding.esoknya tengok2 rambut aku jd jerami.what the hell?
esoknye aku call saloon tu.complaint.biase la bila staff die yg angkat, just ckp kene potong rambut yg jerami tu.gile ke ape? kalau nk potong, aku terus jadi harith iskandar la.botak.sbb hampir sume jd jerami.
aku harap die ckp boleh buat free treatment or half price treatment la kan.sbb yg aku byr utk rebonding aritu turned out jd jerami.mmgla aku patut mrh kan? patutnye aku mula2 pegi saloon tu aku ckp gini "tolong buatkan rambut jerami utk saya ye" then bayar.barulah patut kan.so aku xyah bising2 mcm skg kan.ok cool down.cool down. so,slps kecewa dgn servis melalui telefon, aku buat keputusan nak emel kt facebook fasha.sent terus direct kpd manager.sbb bila call saloon nak ckp dgn manager, sure2 la x dpt kan.so i sent this:

 

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Nina Qistina March 25 at 1:56am

(no subject) ok thanks

Izzat Rosly March 24 at 12:53am

luahan kedua ke pkns.heh.makin menjadi2 hhahahaha.should i? tak mcm pathetic ke nnti? tak chat?

Izzat Rosly March 18 at 1:53am

forwarded msg (ni aku send msg kt pasa sanda) hi, how r u.first and foremost would like to wish congratulations on ur saloo...

Fasha Sandha March 18 at 1:47am

please read this.regarding chinta saloon. urgent..thanks hi, how r u.first and foremost would like to wish congratulations on ur saloo...

Azzad Azmy January 25 at 1:31am

(no subject) i student =(

Diyana Shah January 19 at 1:58am

hi it's much appreciated, thank you :)

Fahrin Ahmad January 4 at 11:40pm

hi fahrin hi.my name is farah. i'm your fan. i really respect you.hope you will be fine.

Asrul Izwan December 23, 2010

sorry ok :)

Azroy Qifar December 22, 2010

hi im good gurl...so where u at during nu yer babe??..me travel g KK la...boring...

Frangi Panic December 29, 2009

plis3 tanak ke delete or crop sket pic aku bia nmpak separuh je?tetek nmpak bulging...

Mye Eby December 23, 2009

(no subject) same... suke tgk die...

Izzat Rosly November 22, 2009

yayas and sara cant stand anymore.have to post them to u.then baru tenang.then br leh delete...

Izzat Rosly November 9, 2009

(no subject)

Ahmad Syahrizan Yahya November 2, 2009

aaaiiks!!!!? eerr..lawak ke??!ade ym x..??

Adatt Ardatulliana October 22, 2009

URGENT (DAT,TOLONG PAHAMKAN AKU APE MAKSUD AYAT BQ NI SUME.AKU RASE AKU PAHAM.TP X KONFIDEN.ESPECIAL ok2 thanx love

Mohd Nuzul Akmar October 2, 2009

oit ok ok aku datang rumah ko nanti

Ajiroh Jemuran October 2, 2009

oi ish..mencabar tul nk kontek ko ni..sms aku num ko..td aku msg sape tah die nk...

Browty Atwi September 4, 2009

(no subject) hey..sorry i connection error.this my email farahaliqstefani@yahoo.co.uk

Ismaleia Cullen August 25, 2009

apsal lmbt? alamak aku mmg x alert dgn segala mcm request kt fb ni jap aku approve

Efos da Boss July 6, 2009

? mmg la pic tade... dlu2 nyer cita.. ade u antar pic muka u bsar gila dlm emai...

please read this.regarding chinta saloon. urgent..thanks

Between Fasha Sandha and You

March 18 at 1:47am

hi, how r u.first and foremost would like to wish congratulations on ur saloon's opening.i've been there twice.first, i did my hair there (rebonding). second time, i brought along my mom and my sis to go cut wash and blow.honestly, ur staff did a very good job on cut,wash and blow thing. i didnt mean to complaint or anything, but i feel quite sad and frustrated because my rebonded hair turned out to be 'jerami'.i'm not the kind of person yang datang saloon serang2 x puas hati ape sume.i'm ashamed to do that kind of 'kampung' thing.so, thats why i'm here.send message to u thru facebook.i really hope u can help me to repair back my hair.or to give me hair treatment with half price discount.i dunno.u tell me.because i spent rm140 for my hair and it ruined.i feel very sad and upset because 'rambut mahkota wanita' isn't it? i know it is the promotion price and u might think i'm not supposed to ask for half price discounted for hair treatment. but what happen when my hair turned into 'jerami'? i think i deserved to have free hair treatment as to pay back for the damages.i dun want to be rude or anything, because i still would love to come to ur saloon in the future.thats y i really hope u can be professional at handling this issue.
please get back to me soon. my hair is getting worst day by day and i'm very worried about it.

thanks and regards,
me.

(do i wanna go to her saloon in the future? no way! )

so,gitulah bunyik surat tu.rase lega dh sent.tp aku x rase die bace.sbb die bimbo.bimbo dun like to read.

she said 'nothing compares to Remy Ishak. Not even Bront Palarae!'

hey hey hey. let me correct u, my dear

nothing compares to Bront Palarae. Not even Remy Ishak!


why? x puas hati? nak gaduh? tgk kepak la wey.

ok, let me list out the reasons i vote for Bront (bukan vote utk ABPBH ok, never do that in my entire life)
1) he's got fine and lanky figure
2) he's brilliant
3) he's smoking hot
4) he's got that 'sharped look' (hopefully yang lain2 pun sharp jugak la kan.heh)
5) he's very talented when it comes to acting. just look at his movies, the way he acted. so damn spontaneous and he's good at doing it. Looks like he wrote his own script. or the script never been written. he created it on the spot during the scene.
6) he's smoking hot
7) he's from the north. (i come to think that men from north are soo damn manly)
8) he's real name is cute.
9) he's got nice shaped jaw (hehe)
10) i just found out that he said "walaupun dah lama saya terlibat dalam industri ini, tp when it comes to photography session, saya mmg nervous gila"
(and that's totally cute and sweet!)
11) he's smoking hot
12) he's smoking hot

my advise to him?
tolong la jgn cuba2 nak posing dlm majalah mangga.sekiranya ia berlaku, then i have to switch my interest to justin bieber (GOSH?)

i love nasrul suhaimin saifuddin

i know. i know.
selain mohammed zalimei ishak, i'm also in love with nasrul suhaimin saifuddin. in fact, i met him first. yela, die yg berlakon terlebih dahulu (time tu mohammed zalimei ishak tgh sibuk lelong ikan kt pasar selayang). pastu mmg minat gile la tgk aksi si nasrul suhaimin saifuddin nih. bersahaja. slumber je die berlakon. pastu dulu penah stumbled upon him kat seri murni ss2.punye la nervous.nak tegur, taknak? nak tegur taknak? sbb crush gile ni kan.memang comel dan perkasa la.with his lanky body, mmg turn on habis la..tu belum sentuh bab urat2 kt tgn die kan.time tu die dgn artis mane tah.lupe dah.sbb die mmg overshadowed everyone yg ade kt situ mlm tu. mmg la aku minat jugak tgk si mohammed zalimei ishak tu.tp si nasrul suhaimin saifuddin is the best view ever!!!.
lagi2 kalau both of them digabungkan.waaaaaa mmg non-stop splashed la kan?

wait a minute.ada sesuatu yang mengganggu.

ahh. thats better.

p/s: yeah. my bront palarae  i'm talking about!

                  if he's reading this, mesti die freaked out lalu suicide.

thanks to paradox

hello.

i have just read one of my other bitches's entry titled sometimes beautiful things happen.
and i have to admit i'm entertained. haha, first and foremost, because i watched them too.gosh, mmg menghiburkan sgt tgk desperate housewife. yela, selasa mlm rabu kan.weekdays mcm ni mmg la kite amat2 perlukan hiburan slps rase stressed out dgn kerja during the day.lagi2 awal minggu. time tgk cite tu aritu, mmg rase nak je kongsikan kelawakkan cite tu dgn somebody. tp taktau nk share dgn sape sbb time tgk tu kt bilik sorg2.family kt bwh sah2 lah layan astro.nak text lish, suh tgk scene yg best tu, mesti la by the time die nk berjalan ke arah tv, dh abes pun citer tu (sbb masa yg diambil oleh beliau utk mengorak langkah ibarat sehari). so terpakse la enjoy sorg2, gelak sorg2,pastu simpan dlm hati sorg2. paling x tahan yg time Bree jln mengangkang sbb she just had too many times sex with her toyboy in one night.hahah! sooo lishy.
desperate housewife is a must watch!

p/s: so intan, did u just cum that night? haha

lish alerts!

ok.ade tak di antara korg tertanya2 apakah attire senamrobik si makhluk yg bernama lish?
ada?
ada?

ok.takde.

mari bersurai sekarang.

let's get physical!

last nite.
tut tut..incoming message from lish.

"aku ade surprise utk ko esok.nantikan penampilan my aerobic's attire for tomorrow.i called it hip and urban chic style yet trendy"

so, should i be very very very afraid now?
or, just collapsed?
or, just pretend we never know each other?

gosh, i'm so nervous about tonite.

p/s: tajuk dance class mlm ni : BODY PUMP

reject shop

ok.nothing to do with reject shop. but rejection, yes.
i'm not a rejector (because i'm not good enough to reject others). and never been rejected before also (sbb mmg x pernah nk confess dekat my crush.kalo minat kt org tu, senyap je, simpan dlm hati dalam2, pastu terbodo2 sorg2)
tapi kan, mcm mane eh nak bgtau kt someone yg kite x berminat utk menjalinkan hubungan yg serius dgn dia?
i'm seriously have no idea, you tell me.but i do have options.and i still don't know which is which.mana 1 yg patut pakai utk tidak mengguriskan hati sesiapa. hard,isn't it?

my options
a. "eh, nak ngorat? ape kate kite kwn2 je ok"
b. "u don't know me yet.try to be friend2 first la"
c. "suka? suka ke gadis 250kg seperti i?"
d. "eh.i lesbian"

so, adakah semua di atas itu berjaya? TIDAK.

"nak sgt lemak? ok i bagi u lemak"

daddy cool

ok.rise and shine!

ok.nak cite sket ni.last 2 weeks aku drive balik dr office.stlh hampir setgh jam memandu, kire dh dekat nak sampai umah la ni, ade satu keta dr blkg,laju gile ok.mengalahkan tokyo drift.mcm nak langgar aku je dr blkg.akupun kelam kabut la kona ke tepi sket.bg laluan.dlm hati ni dh mcm2 dh ni mengutuk2 dan mengomel2.

"ish mamat mane la mencanak ni"
"kalo la dpt tgk muka"
"kalo aku dilanggar td, x ke naya"

sume kt atas tu kire ayat2 yg telah ditapis.

lepas je keta td tu potong aku,laju gile sampai kan x sempat nk tgk no.plat.nak je buat aduan.report psl samseng jalanan.aku try ekori.tp x dpt.sbb keta lain mmg tgh slow, yelakan kwsn perumahan la katakan.sume org bwk slow .keta tu je laju giler.pastu aku try kejar.x dpt.keta tu cilok sana sini.mmg baik punya cilok la.sampai kt traffic lite, keta tu kona.aku kt blkg,selang bbrp bijik keta.pastu keta tu park cantik je depan umah aku.pastu pemandu tu bukak pintu.keluarla seorg insan yg bernama kimin.lingkungan 50-an.muka die nampak penat,lemah2 sket (seolah2 bukan die yg drive laju gile td.kirenye buat muka x berslh la kan)..aku jgn ckpla.terkejut gile la kan.x sangka langsung rupenye ayah sendrik!


esoknye aku citer kt mak.
mak aku gelak besar.

NAZIM OTHMAN

just another malay meat